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Jun 7, 2005

I just saw the most ridiculous thing today.

I was driving on Shellmound St. in front of IKEA.
There were these four guys jogging in matching suits.
They were in the middle of the street next to the sidewalk.
In front of them was a cop car.
Behind them was a cop car.
Beside them on the street side were two cop cars.
Beside them on the sidewalk side were two cop motorcycles.
They all had their flashing lights on.
The guys were jogging nice and slow.
The cops were driving nice and slow around them.
Here’s where it gets good:
Behind all of this was a taco truck, driving ever so slowly.
Because god forbid, these people starve while they’re jogging.

That is all.


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